शुरुआत तुम्हारे पापा ने की
पत्नी-आप बहुत भोले हैं। आपको कोई भी आसानी से फंसा देता है।
संता- हां, शुरुआत तुम्हारे पापा ने की।
पत्नी-आप बहुत भोले हैं। आपको कोई भी आसानी से फंसा देता है।
संता- हां, शुरुआत तुम्हारे पापा ने की।
दो बूढ़े काफी वर्षों से अच्छे खासे दोस्त थे, दोनों की उम्र अब लगभग 90 के आसपास होगी जब उनमें से एक बहुत बीमार पड़ गया, उसका दूसरा बूढ़ा दोस्त उसे रोज मिलने के लिए आता था ओर रोज वे अपने दोस्ती के किस्से दोहराते थे, उन्हें लगभग अब यकीन हो चला था कि जो बीमार था वह कुछ चंद दिनों का ही साथी है, एकदिन उसके बूढ़े दोस्त ने बिस्तर पर पड़े अपने दोस्त से कहा, देखो जब तुम मर जाओगे, मेरे लिए एक काम करोगे?
"कौन सा काम?"
You can also write and publish your own jokes and share them publically on this site. You need to be signed into this website to use this website. You can sign in with your Gmail or Facebook account. Alternatively, you can create your own user ID on this site and become a 'chaat' to add them on your own.
If you are already signed in, just click on the link below to start writing your fresh jokes! If you are not signed in already, you will get an error message here.
Happy laughing! :)
Some Notes on Writing your jokes:
When you are writing your jokes, some fields are necessary. These fields are mentioned below:
Title: You must give a title to your joke.
Alias: You should also add an "Alias" which appears in the URL of the page when it is published.
Write your Joke: In the body of the text (the bigger text area), you need to write your joke the way you want it to be published.
Category: You must add a category to the article. To do this, you need to click on the "Publishing" tab at the top of the page and select one of categories from the drop-down list. You cannot add a new category. If you do not add a category, it will not be published as uncategorized posts are not published on the site front end.
Metadata: To get better at SEO scores for the joke or jibe you are submitting, it would be better to add a Metadata description and Metadata Keyword in the "METADATA" tab at the top of the page. In description, you can write a snippet of your joke. The keywords may contain the main keywords appearing in the body of your joke or jibe.
Additonal Fields:
Widgets: You can add widgets like Facebook Share Button. (You can simply write " {widget:social-share-button} " to activate this widget. Most of the other widgets are unpublished.
JCOMMENTS: You should click on "JComments ON" at the end of the article (while your cursor remains at tail end of the main text). This will enable the commenting on the article.
kya aapki life bahut boring hai?
Agar haan..
Toh type kijiye ....
I love you (space)
(Girl friend ka naam)
aur send kar dijiye
apni Wife ko
maa kasam life me hungama much jayega
wo bhi bina band baaje ke..
A man praying in kumbh mela...
Hey Prabhu, nyay karo..
hey prabhu, nyay karo...
hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadte hai kumbh main...
kabhi pati-patni per bhi try karo.