In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Once 3 boys proposed the same girl!

1st: Main tumhare liye apni jaan bhi de sakta hun.

Girl: Woh toh sab kehte hain.

2nd Guy: Main tumhare liye chaand tare tod kar la sakta hun.

Girl: Nothing special, bahut purana dialogue hai.

3rd Guy: Main tumhe apna Facebook ka pasword tak de sakta hun. Yahan tak ki apna facebook account delete bhi kar sakta hun.

Girl, Ankhon main ansu ke sath: Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe ? I Love You Too!!!

Doston, Facebook Badi Cheeaz Hai.
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EK shaitaani Chudel ne 60 saal ke husband & wife se kaha: Main tum dono ki ek ek wish puri kar sakti hun.

Wife: Main apne pati ke saath saari duniya ghoomna chaahti hun.

Chudel ne chutki bajayi aur 2 tickets aa gaye.

Phir husband se poochha: Tum bolo kya chaahte ho??

Husband: Mujhe apne se 30 saal chhoti wife chaahiye.

Chudel ne chutki bajayi aur husband ko 90 saal ka kar dia!!!

Moral: Aadmi ko yaad rakhna chaahiye ke Chudel bhi aurat hi hoti hai.
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Lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building.

Officer: OK, we'll be right over, lady.

Five minutes later at her apartment.

Officer: Which way, lady?

Lady: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself.

Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man.

Lady: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.
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Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister.

The woman prayed, "Lord, I know I'm right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it."

A big storm cloud materialized, and there was a clap of thunder, "See," said the woman. "It's a sign from above."

The three clergymen disagreed, saying thunder is a common phenomenon.

"Dear Lord," the woman prayed, "I need a bigger
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There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who didn't speak English, but was a very good worker.

After the first day, they had successfully castrated 14 sheep and his French worker was just about to throw away the 'parts', but the sheep farmer yelled, "No! Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them. They're delicious
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A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric socket.

Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she ran outside and grabbed a handy plank of wood and smacked him with it, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod.
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