In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.
Height of getting lucky:
My neighbour's wife texted me,
I am new on Whatsapp..any idea what
does IDK, LY, TTYL mean??
I replied: I don't know, Love you,
Talk To You Later!
She replied: no problem. I'll ask you later
Love you too..
Boss in office!
Boss: Okay guys, today we are going to play a game.
When I say a name of the fruit, you run to the
right side of the hall. When I say any color, you
run to the left side of hall. one who is wrong
will not get the increment..
Got it?
Employees: Yes, got it!
Boss, okay...ready, go..
ORANGE!
जज एक चोर को सजा सुनाते हुए- अच्छा, तुमने समाज का अब तक क्या भला किया है?
चोर- हम जैसे मेहनतकश लोगों की वजह से ही पुलिस विभाग में हर साल इतनी भर्तियां होती हैं।
Leave Application
Dear Sir,
Greetings!
I don't want to lie.
My country needs me tomorrow.
It's high time to display the patriotism by entire nation.
I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave.
पिंकी (रश्मि से) - जब भी मैं तुम्हारे घर खाना खाती हूं, तुम्हारा कुत्ता मेरे खाने को घूर-घूर कर कर क्यों देखता है?
रश्मि (पिंकी से) - क्योंकि कुत्ता अपनी प्लेट पहचानता है।
भिखारी (कंजूस से)- पाँच रुपया दे दो भैया, मैंने तीन दिन से खाना नहीं खाया है।
कंजूस (भिखारी से)- दस रुपये दूंगा, पहले ये तो बता पाँच रुपए में खाना कहां मिलता है।