A child is a father of man. So, they say. In their nascent intelligence and various types of analogies the children draw while learning the ways of fending for themselves in this world, there occurs instances and events that will make you laugh. Some of such moments have been captured here.


An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery.

Pausing before one gravestone, he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 pounds, but he struggled to the end to pay off his debts and if anyone has gone to Heaven, he has."

They walked on a bit farther and then came to another grave.

The old man pointed to the gravestone and said, "Now, there's a different type of man altogether. He owed me 60 pounds and he died without ever trying to pay me back. If anyone has gone to Hell, he has."

The little boy thought for awhile and then said, "You know, Granddad, you are very lucky."

"Why"? asked the old man in surprise.

"Well, whichever place you go to, you'll have some money waiting when you get there!"
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A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. The teacher was asking them all questions:
"Sanju, what noise does a cow make?"
"It goes moo."
"Ajay, what noise does a cat make?"
"It goes meow."
"Rahul, what sound does a lamb make?"
"It goes baaa."
"Dolly, what sound does a mouse make?"
"Ummm... It goes click!"
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The teacher advised the class that they start each day with the pledge of allegiance and instructed them to put their right hand over their hearts and repeat after her.

As she starts the recitation, she looks around the room, 'I pledge allegiance to the flag...' When her eyes fell on Johnny, she found he had his hand over the right cheek of his buttocks.

'Johnny, I will not continue until you put your hand over your heart.'

Johnny replied, 'But it is over my heart.'

After several attempts to get Johnny to put his hand over his heart, the teacher asked, 'Why do you think that is your heart?'

'Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up and pats me here and says, 'Bless your little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie!'
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Little Freddie's mother was in the hospital, and he was paying a visit to see his new brother. He wandered into an adjoining room which was occupied by a woman with a broken leg.

"Hello," he said. "How long have you been here?"

"Oh, about a month."

"Let me see your baby," he then asked.

"Why, I haven't a baby," the woman replied.

"Gee, you're slow," said Freddie. "My mama's been here just two days and she's got one."
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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Little Johnny looked up and replied: "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
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Little Johnnie, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnnie. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, "That's it! No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnnie pondered upon some butterflies, and soon started catching them and crushing them under his feet
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