Height of getting lucky:
My neighbour's wife texted me,
I am new on Whatsapp..any idea what
does IDK, LY, TTYL mean??
I replied: I don't know, Love you,
Talk To You Later!
She replied: no problem. I'll ask you later
Love you too..
Santa Wanted to become a great scientist like Newton.
After long research, he wrote the 4th law of motion.
"Loose motion can never be done in slow motion".
Santa: yaar banta hum dono me kya rista hai?
Banta: jo besan aur pakode ka hai.
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to
Pakoda BANTA hai.
Teacher: Who was Akbar?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher: What, are you mad? Why did you say that?
Boy: we have heard Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Soni-Mahiwal,
Romeo-Juliet, but only
Akbar-Birbal!
Teacher- died!
Doctor to female patient : you are looking so weak & exhausted
Are you taking 3 meals a day as I had advised you?
Female Patient: Uski maa ki....
Where is your compouder who typed 3 Males a day!
LLB ki padhai!
Professor: Agar tumhe kisi ko santra dena ho to kya bologe?
Student: ye lo santra.
Professor: Nahi ek vakeel ki tarah bolo..
Student: Main apne pure hosho o hawas mein aur bina kisi ke dabav mein aaye iss fal, jo ki santra kehlata hai, aur jis par main pura haq rakhta hun, uske chhilke, rass, gudde, aur beej aapko deta hun, aur isske saath hi aapko is baat ka sampoorna aur bina shart adhikar bhi deta hun ki aap isse kaatein, chhiley, fridge mein rakhe ya khane ke liye puri aazadi hai. Aapko ye adhikar hoga ki