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Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi... I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?

I replied: I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !

She replied: No problem. I'll ask my son... Love you too... Bye and Take Care

And my wife read it and......

Saala, bhalaai ka to zamana hi nahi raha.
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Ladka apni friend se:
Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai;
Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga.

Uske jaisa bada ghar nahi hai;
Par tumhein dil mein rakhunga.

Uske jitne paise nahi hain;
Par tumhein majdoori kar ke khilaunga.

Aur kya chahiye tumhein????

Ladki: Bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya...? Chal apne dost ka number de...
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What would happen If Mahabharata would happen in this era.... Enjoy Reading:

1. Kauravas would have starved to death with only 9 subsidized LPG cylinders for 102 of them.

2. When Bheem meets Hanuman, he would hand him t-shirts saying, 'Being Hanuman,' and then run him over.

3. Duryodhana would claim he did Draupadi's vastraharan because she didn't call him, "Bhaiya."

4. Media would target Shree Krishna as Dwarka was in Gujarat.
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Santa observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read "Unique Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.
Santa: "What's your 'Unique Breakfast?'"
Waitress"Baked tongue of chicken."
Santa: "Baked tongue of chicken?... Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!"
Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you like then?"
"Just bring me scrambled eggs," the man replied.
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I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was, "In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that," etc. It eventually became very annoying.

I am from Niagara Falls and I thought I could outdo him by showing him the Magnificent Niagara, knowing there was nothing in Texas that could compare to this Wonder of Water & Power.

While standing at the brink watching millions of gallons of water rushing over, I noticed the look of awe in his eyes. It was then I asked him, "Do you have anything like this in Texas?"

He waited a moment before he answered, "No, but we have a plumber that could fix it."
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Banta complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.

"Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.

"Yes, doctor. Usually I see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, 'Let's pee.'

"OK," the doctor said. "Next time you see the demon, say, No, we've already peed."

Next time Banta came to the doctor, the latter asked, "So, did you do as I said?"

"Yes, I did."

"Did it help?"

"No, doctor. Only, it made the matter worse."

"How?"

"As I said 'We've already peed,' the demon nodded and said, 'Then, let's shit a little.'"
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