टीवी पर कुकरी शो आ रहा था.
फेमस कुक होस्ट ने सारे इनग्रिडिएंस बताने के बाद वाक्य कुछ यूं समाप्त किया: …. …
“नमक स्वाद अनुसार, प्याज औकात अनुसार”

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Jewish Mothers don t differ from any other in the world when it comes to bragging about their sons. One Mother, trying to out-do another when it came to opportunities available to their just graduated-from-college sons said, "My Irvin has had so many fine interviews, his resume is now in its fifth printing."
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An Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton, and as he paid his bill said to the manager, "By the way, what's with the Indian chief sitting in the lobby? He's been there ever since I arrived."

"Oh that's 'Big Chief Forget-me Not'," said the manager. "The hotel is built on an Indian reservation, and part of the agreement is to allow the chief free use of the premises for the rest of his life. He is known as 'Big Chief Forget-me
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Two Aussies, Hugo and Jake, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Hugo stumbled across an old lamp.

He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter, Hugo blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into BEER!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew EVER sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

Jake looked disgustedly at Hugo whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment Jake said, "Nice going Hugo! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
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A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."


"The same with us," the American said, "only we see stars,
too."
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Mallu jokes are in town!!!!!!!

What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
Ingum Dax.

Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
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