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There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I'll get off."
After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started clapping.
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A student comes to the office of a young professor. Before entering, the lovely young lady glances in both directions down the hall, then closes his door behind her and kneels down before him, pleadingly.

"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.

"I mean", she whispers, "I would do... Anything!"

He returns her gaze, "Anything?"

"Yes,... anything", she says!

His voice softens, "Anything?"

"Anything", she repeats again.

His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you be willing to ... study?"
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Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de main tujhe Smartphone dunga...

2 ko chhod de toh Rolex ghadi dunga...

5 ko chhod de toh 50 lakh cash dunga...

Aur Sabhi doston ko chhod de toh Ferrari dunga...

Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha,

Hey Bhagwan..
Yeh dost wo hain jinhone meri har khushi, har gam mein saath diya...

Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere saath rahe...

Kabhi main roya to apne hathon se mere ansoo pochhe...

Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere saath share kiya...

Meri ek awaz par daude chale aaye...

Aur aap kehte ho ki mein ek "FERRARI" ke liye inhe chhod dun..???

KHAIR, Koi baat nahi...

Lekin "FERRARI" Red color ki hi dena....!!
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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla up in the tree in his front yard. Not knowing quite what to do, he looks in the yellow pages under "Gorilla Removal Service" and sure enough finds a listing-Harry's Ape Removal.
So he calls up Harry and about an hour later Harry shows up with all the tools of his trade, a pick-up truck, a pair of handcuffs, a ferociously-trained dog and a shotgun.
Harry then proceeds to explain the removal procedure to the man because he will
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Question: Why Ambulance is White in Colour? (15 marks)

Ans: Ambulance has Oxygen cylinder.

Oxygen is a Gas, and Gas is used 4 cooking Food.

Food is source of Vitamins, and we get Vit-D from the Sun.

Sun produces Light; and Light comes from bulbs. Small Bulbs are used to decorate Christmas tree... Christmas means Gifts, and Gifts are given by Santa.

Santa lives in North Pole, and North Pole is the house of Polar Bears.

Polar Bears are White... That's why Ambulance is White...

Do not play with Engineering students feelings. We can write anything for good marks.
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A social worker who had recently transferred from the big city to the mountains was touring her new territory. She came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen.
Intrigued, she knocked on the door.

"Anybody home?"

A child's voice answered, "Yep."

"Is your Father there?"

"Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in."

"Well, is your Mother there?"

"Nope, Ma left just before I got here."

"Are you never together as a family?"

"Sure, but not here. This is the outhouse!"
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