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A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the headwaiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.

"Good Morning Sir", the Headwaiter says.
"What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it s tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it s impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."

"That's a complicated order Sir," said the bewildered waiter, "It might be quite difficult."

The guest replied, "Oh? I don t understand what is the problem in that, that's what I got yesterday!"
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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed
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After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.


"What I mean," said Tom, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.
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There was an english man, who was singing, "There was a cold day," whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.

Our Banta walks by and hears him singing, "There was a cold day, There was a cold day," he slam's the door wide open.

The englishman in a shock says, "What the bloody hell are u doin ?"

Banta replied, "Oh, sorry ! I thought you ar saying, 'Darwaza Khol De' (open the door)."
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While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words. When I spotted a girl perched on a rock, I realized why her words had made no sense: She was repeating the alphabet.

"Why are you saying your ABC's so many times?" I asked her.

The child replied, "I'm saying my prayers."

I couldn't help but laugh. "Prayers? All I hear is the alphabet."

Patiently the child explained, "Well, I don't know all the words, so I give God the letters. He knows what I'm trying to say."
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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.

Guess the caption!!

Laloo, third from left!
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