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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
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There was a large group of frinds on Whatsapp. There were around 40 to 50 pepole in that group....
Conversation: Member A: Happy Birthday Tina....

Other members:
1. Happy b'dy Tina...
2. Happy Birthdy tina...
3. Many many happy return of the day Tina!
4. Jamandin Mubarak Ho Tina...
5. Party Kab Raho Ho Yaar Tina?
6. Happy Birthday Tina....
7. Happy Bday, Jamandin Mubarak Ho Yaar.

Member A: SORRY! SENT BY MISTAKE. TINA IS IN OTHER GROUP!!!
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A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.

The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.

"Sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."

The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."
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Ek din Santa office jaane ke liye bus mein chada toh conductor ne haste hua pucha, "Sir, kal raat theek-thaak ghar pahunch gaye the aap? Kahin gire toh nahin, ya ghar ka raasta toh nahin bhule ghar ka?"

Santa, gusse mein, "Kyun? Kal raat ko mujhe kya hua tha?"

Conductor, "Kal raat aap nashe mein tunn the."

Santa, "Tum kaise kah sakte ho ki main nashe mein tha, hamne toh aapas mein baat bhi nahin ki koi?"

Conductor, "Sir ji, vo aisa hai ki kal raat jab aap bus mein baithe hue the tab ek madam bus mein chadhi, aur aapne uthkar unhe seat offer ki thi."

Santa, hairaani se, "Toh kya kisi lady ko seat offer karna gunah hai?"

Conductor, haste hue, "Gunah toh nahin hai sir, per us time bus mein sirf 4-6 hi passenger the."
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely
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