The priest said to him, "It looks like everyone has slept in. Do you want to go home or should I preach the sermon?"
The man replied, "When I go to feed the chickens and only one comes, I still feed it."
The priest took that as a yes, mounted the pulpit and delivered an hour-long sermon.
At the end, he asked the man what he thought.
His answer: "When I go to feed the chickens and only one comes, I don't give it the whole bucket!"
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