Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil one. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, unconcerned to the fact that mankinds enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Dont you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, your Satan."
"Arent you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"No, sure aint" said the man.
"Dont you realize what I can do to you?" asked Satan.
"I know what you can do to me," replied the old man.
"And youre still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
A little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why arent you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Well, Ive been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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