St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic."
St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn t really need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder:
"How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.
"That s right! You may enter." St. Peter turned to the lawyer,
"Name them."
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