So the bartender said, "Well would you like a cigarette?"
The man said, "No, I don't smoke, I tried it once but I didn't like it!"
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No I don't like pool, I tried it once but I didn't like it."
"As a matter of fact I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting on my son!"
The bartender said, "Your only son I presume!!"
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