The poor man was such a habitual drinker that even he was finally convinced that he was an alcoholic. At his family's urging he went to see a psychiatrist. After a lengthy consultation, the doctor sternly ordered that hereafter, every time the patient got drunk he was to report his transgression the very next day.
A few days later the patient staggered into the psychiatrist's office.
"I wanna report that I wash drunk last night," he mumbled.
"For heaven's sake, man, you're drunk right now! "cried the doctor.
"Yeah I know," said the patient, "but I'm gonna report this tomorrow...."
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