An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, purse a shot of ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won't be able to tell the difference.

The guy downs the Scotch and says, "This Scotch is only ten years ten years old! I specifically asked for forty-year old Scotch."

Amazed, the bartender reaches into a locked cabinet underneath they bar and pulls out a bottle of twenty -year old Scotch and pours the man a shot.

The guy drinks it down and says, "That was twenty -year old Scotch... I asked for forty-year old Scotch."

So the bartender goes into the back room and brings out a bottle of thirty-year old

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