The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I dont know, but Ive never seen such inaptitude!"
The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Lets have a word with him." [dramatic pause]
"Hi George. Say, whats with that group ahead of us? Theyre rather slow, arent they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, thats a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment.
The pastor said, "That s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. And Im going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if theres anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why cant these guys play at night?"
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