Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder"
"Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"
Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"
"Microsoft office - Nothing official about it !!!"
" Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus.... Software hai jaha, Norton Antivirus hein vaha..."
Project Manager - I want the code today....
Programmer - 2 minutes
"Programmer ka kaam kare asaan,
Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan...VB....VB.....VB"
Progect Manager - "Power objects is the secret of my programs"
Programmers - "Our programs"
Husband - Thak gaya hoon mein
Wife gives him instant coffee and says
To create instant miracle....Use Oracle !
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