Clinton said, "It's me, Bill Clinton."
Peter asked, "Have you done anything wrong that I should know about?"
Clinton said, "I smoked pot once, but you can't hold it against me because I did not inhale. I was unfaithful to my wife, but you cannot hold it against me because I didn't have sex. I lied, but you can't hold it against me because I didn't commit perjury."
Peter said "Well we are going to send you to a place, but we're not going to call it Hell. You are going to stay there for a while, but we are not going to call it eternity."
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