In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


This lady is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the lady returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The lady nods, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping all day."
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A group of tourists at Niagara Falls:

Guide: I welcome you all to the Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high that the sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls.
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great building... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that...

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's Eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Emily Sue passed away, and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
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COLUMBUS agar married hota to America kabhi discover nahi kar pata. Kyunki tab us se poocha jata:

1. Kahan jaa rahe ho?

3. Kyun Jaa rahe ho?

2. Kiske saath jaa rahe ho?

3. Main bhi chalungi.

4. Wapas kab aaoge?

5. Ghar reh kar hi discover karlo.

6. Mere liye kya laoge?

7. Wapas aate waqt sabji lete aana.

8. Pahunch ke phone karna.

9. Har baar tum hi kyon discover karte ho? Koi aur kyon nahi kar sakta?
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This is quite interesting...

(To women) Please take time to ponder...
(To men) Just enjoy the story......

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he wo
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