In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Murgiyon Ke Farm Mein Inspection Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya.

Inspector: Tum Murgiyon Ko Kya Khilate Ho?

Pehla Aadmi: Janaab Bajra...

Inspector: Kharab Khana, Ise Giraftaar Kar Lo.

Dusra Aadmi: Sir Ji, Mein Chawal Daalta hun Inko.

Inspector: Galat Khana, Ise Bhi Giraftar Kar Lo.

Ab Baari Aayi Apne Santa Ki.

Santa (Darte-Darte): Hum Toh ji Murgiyon Ko 10-10 Rs De Dete Hain Aur Kehte Hain Ki Jo Tumhari Marji Ho Jaakar Khaa Lo.
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Lalu's PA: Sir! There is a new problem.

Lalu: Ka problem?

PA: Ebola.

Lalu: Kaun bola?

PA: Koi bola nahin Sir, Ebola.

Lalu: Arrey Kaun bola bhai? Nitish bola? Modi bola? Kaun bola?

PA: Sir, aap samajh hi Nahin rahey hain. Ebola.

Lalu: Abey ham samajh Nahin rahey hain Ki tum pagla Gaye ho ka? Bola kaun, Manmohnwa Bol Diya ka re?
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Once Mickey Mouse wanted to read Ramayan so he goes to Ajeet
Mickey : Mujhe Ramayan Padhni hai.
Ajeet : Koi baat nahi. Raaabart, isey wall pe chipka do.
Raaabert : Par baas, isse kyaa hoga?
Ajeet : Bevakuf! wo Micky se Wall-Mickey(Valmiki) ho jayega !!!
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The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
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The Pakistani Major had grown increasingly anxious over rumors of an impending air strike from India.

"Khan," he ordered his aide-de-camp, "I want you to climb that mountain and report any signs of Indian military activity."

"Ok, Major," replied Khan.

He trudged up the mountain, and as soon as he crossed the ridge he saw a squadron of planes heading their way.

"There are many planes coming, Major," he promptly radioed back.

"Friends or enemies?" the Major demanded urgently.

Khan again lifted his binoculars to the sky.

"They're flying very closely together, Major," he replied. "I think they must be friends."
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At Aberdeen Uni, 4 sophomores were taking Biology. They had done brilliantly in labs, on practicals and tests etc. Each had an 'A' so far for the semester. So confident were they before finals that they decided to head down to Edinburgh College for a big party with some mates.
After a great deal of partying they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Aberdeen till early Monday morning. Rather than take the final then, they decided to find the Professor after the
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