In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean..?
Son: I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later..!
Mom: It's ok, don't worry about it...I'll ask your Sister, Love you too..!

Dad: Son, I have a Facebook account now... accept my friend request..!
Son: You're on Facebook now..? WTF..!!!
Dad: What does WTF mean..?
Son: Ohhh...It means, Welcome To Facebook, Dad.

Mom: Son, your grandmother passed away an hour ago. LOL!
Son: How is that funny, mom..?
Mom: What do you mean, Peter... surely it is not funny..!
Son: Mom, LOL means: Laugh Out Loud..!
Mom: Oh, No! I thought it meant: Lots Of Love... I'll have to call everyone back and explain xU xQ ..!!!
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Shaadi Ke baad Patni Kaise badalti hai... Zara gaur kijiye...

Pehle Saal: Maine kaha ji, khana kha lijiye, aapne kaafi der se kuchh khaya nahin!

Dusre Saal: Ji, khana taiyaar hai, laga dun?

Teesre Saal: Khana ban chuka hai, jab khana ho tab bata dena...!

Chauthe Saal: Khana banakar rakh diya hai, main bazaar ja rahi hoon, jhud hi nikal kar kha lena.

Paanchve Saal: Main kehti hoon, aaj mujhse khana nahin banega, hotel se le
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5 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Awwwww ! I Love you Too.

16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Sorry ! I Have No Money.

25 year Old Boy: I Love You Mom.
Mom: Kaun Hai ? Kahan Rehti Hai Wo ?

Moral: Maa Sab Jaanti Hai!

35 year Old Man: Mom I Love You.
Mom: Beta Pehle Hi Bola Tha Us Chudail Se Shadi Mat Karna.

And The Best One is...
45 Year Old Man: Mom I love you.....
Mom: Beta Main Kisi Bhi Paper Pe Sign Nahin Karungi.
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Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.

Your Son
Nasser

Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:
Loving son,
Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.

Your Dad
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A girl went to introduce the man she wanted to get married to her father.

Father: "So you want to marry my daughter, what do you do for a living?"

Man: "I just got out of prison, I will search for a job soon."

Father: "Whaaaat! You were in prison and you want to marry my daughter with that bad record, what did you do?"

Man: "I killed a person."

Father: "What did the person do?"

Man: "He denied me to marry his daughter."

Father: "Welcome to the family son."
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A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.

He uses phone-a-friend helpline, and chooses his girlfriend to ask the answer.

Amitabh Bachchan: Girlfriend ji, Namashkaar, mein Amitabh Bachchan bol raha hun KBC se. Abhi aapke mitra aap se ek prashan puchenge aur aap ko sirf 30 seconds mein us prashan ka uttar dene hai. Aapka samay shuru hota hai ab...

Boy reads out the question and the 4 options.

Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka ? Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni !!! Byeeeee....
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