In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Harry was a poor tailor whose shop was next door a 2 Star Restaurant. Every day for lunch, Harry would eat his black bread and herring in the small garden at the back of his shop. He would always smell the wonderful odours emanating from the next door restaurant's kitchen.

One day, the restaurant sent Harry an invoice. Harry went to see the manager to ask why.

The manager replied, "Youre enjoying my food, so you should pay for it."

Harry refused
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Once upon a time ..a small boy named Hameed living in a tiny primitive Moroccan village was bvery moron and all his classmates hate him for his stupidity especially his teacher Aisha who was always yelling on him"you are driving me crazy Hameed" ..one day his mother went to check out how is he doing and the teacher Aisha told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she never seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...the mother could not
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A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming.

He heads to the local livestock supplier and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens."

The supplier complies.

A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens."

The man at the supplier complies. Again, a week later the man returns.

This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens."

"Wow!" the supplier replies. "You must really be doing well!"

"Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"
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1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience."
2. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms."
3. "Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year."
4. "Wholly responsible for too [2] failed financial institutions."
5. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave."
6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades."
7. "It s best for employers that I not work with people."
8. "Let s meet, so you
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Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chal raha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: Chal yaar bye.

Ram: Kya hua?

Raavan: Kuch nahi yaar bas bye, le sita ko leja.

Ram: Arrey hua kya, ruk to sahi.

Raavan: Nahi yaar, achha I am sorry. Ok?

Ram: Dost nahi hai... Bata to sahi hua kya???

Raavan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension, no fikar... bas maje hi maje.

Ram: Nahi pehle bata plssssss, tujhe meri kasam, kya hua???

Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajinikanth ko bula liya...
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One day in a language school in Australia.
Teacher: "All right, now I'd like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who'd like to try?"
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.
Kukoya: "Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me."
Teacher: "Not bad. Okay, who's next?"
Another student raised his hand. It was Weng from Singapore.
Weng: "I try! I try. Can aaah?"
Teacher "No, no, not you"
Weng: "Aaaiiyaaa... let me try lah... I can do lah... you think I'm stupid meeeh..?"
Teacher: "Okay.. go ahead"
Weng: "This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN...GREEEEEN... I PINK it up and I said YELLOOOOW?"
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