He heads to the local livestock supplier and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens."
The supplier complies.
A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens."
The man at the supplier complies. Again, a week later the man returns.
This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens."
"Wow!" the supplier replies. "You must really be doing well!"
"Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"
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