When she excuses herself to go to the ladies, Joes friends rush over to him. "Joe, how did you manage to get such a lovely girlfriend?" they ask.
"Girlfriend?" says Joe looking upset, "what do you mean girlfriend? She is my wife."
They were shocked.
"So how did you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age," Joe replies.
"Dont tell us that you told she that you were only 50?"
"Of course not," smiles Joe, "I told her I was 90."
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