Mahesh Bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
Alia Bhatt: Hey, first Part Kab Release Hua Tha?
Mahesh Bhatt: Jaa Meri Maa, Tu Shooting Pe Jaa!!!
Alia was Participating 100 metres Race...
Referee said: 1, 2, 3, GO....
Everybody started running except Alia Bhatt.
Referee: Why are you not running...?
Alia Bhatt: My number is 4.
SBI Bank: Humara Bank Aapko bina Interest Ke Loan De raha Hai....
Alia Bhatt: Agar Dene Mein Interest hi Nahi Hai Toh Kyun De Rahe Ho? Nahi Chahiye....
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie .
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today.
Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick.
Alia reading newspaper.
News: Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump.
Alia comments: Idiot !!! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
Deepika Padukone: I have more Fans than You.
Alia Bhatt: Big deal, I have AC at Home.
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