A Boy to a girl: Hey!!! New Laptop?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: Even I've got a new one.
Girl: Oh really!!! Which one?
Boy: Dell Inspiron 14 5000, 14 inch touch screen, 1.7ghz intel core i5 CPU, 8GB RAM, 1TB hard disk, windows 8.1, HD graphics, bluetooth 4.0, HD 720p webcam and 3 cell lithium ion battery.
Girl: Ohh nice.
Boy: And Yours?
Girl: Mera Na Pink Wala Hai, Usmein Internet Bhi Hai, Songs Bhi Hain, Aur Usmein Pendrive Bhi Laga Sakte Hain.

Ek Ladke Ko Uski Girlfriend Ne 2 Baar Message Kiya Aur Dono Hi Baar Ladka Heart Attack Ki Vajah Se Marte-Marte Ye Hain Vo Do Message:
Pehla: Bahut Ho Gaya... It's Time to Break-up... Sab Kuch Khatam Ho Gaya.
Doosra Message: Sorry... Sorryyy... Ye Message Tumhaare Liye Nahin Tha...

Girl: Ye Lo Pendrive, Ismein FACEBOOK Aur Whatsapp Daal Do Please.
Boy gave a surprised look to the girl...
Girl: Kya Hua, 2 GB Mein Nahin Aayega Kya???

Girlfriend: McDonald's Chalein?
Boy: Spelling Bolo Toh Hi Jayenge.
Girlfriend: McDonald's Rehne Do, KFC Chalte Hain...
Boy: Agar KFC Ka Full Form Bata Dogi Toh Le Chalunga.
Girlfriend: Rehne De Kanjoos. Samosa Hi Khila De.

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