Interviewer: Aap Nadi Ke Beech Mein Ek Boat Par Ho Aur Apke Paas 2 Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahin Hai. Apko Ek Cigarette Jalana Hai, Kaise Jalaoge ???
Banta: Sir Iske 3-4 Solutions Ho Sakte Hain.
Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan: Achcha!!! Theek Hai Batao!!!
Banta Ke Out Of The World Answers:
Take One Cigarette and Throw it in the Water. So the boat will become LIGHTER...... using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette.
Interviewer: Kya Bakwas Hai.
Banta's Another solution:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette.
Interviewer: Stupid!!!!
Banta: Sir one more Solution: Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop (TIP, TIP, TIP...)
Interviewer: Abey Bewakoof, Us Se Kya Hoga???
Banta: Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna 'TIP TIP Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayee', Us Aag Se Humne Cigarette Jalayee...
Banta: Sir If that was not enough, I have one more solution: Start praising one cigarette, the other will get jealous and 'Jalney Lagega'.
Interviewer Impressed... Saale Ko Maaro Goli, Naukri Banta Ko Hee De Dete Hain.
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