Then, one day as he was sitting on the beach, he saw an object approaching the island. As it got closer, he could see that it was a woman astride a barrel. When she finally managed to paddle the barrel ashore, he ran over to greet her, and noticed that she was a beautiful girl.
"Wow," he exclaimed, "I'm sure glad to see you!"
Noticing that his clothes were gone and he had quite a beard, she asked, "My goodness, how long have you been here by yourself?"
"Almost four years, I think" he replied.
She said "Well, I'm going to give you something you haven't had in a long time, and I'm sure you have missed."
"Well, hot damn!" he exclaimed, "Have you got beer in that barrel?"
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