Hopkins, a mummy's boy, was sent to navy. After a month working there his father died. The General told the official to tell Hopkins the bad news, and asked him to be very keen about it, since Hopkins is a very sensitive man. The official told him not to worry, as he knew how to deal with certain situations.
The official, with a commanding and powerful voice said to Hopkins : "Hopkins, your father is dead!!!!!!!!!!"
Hopkins cried and cried for a whole month after this news. Three months after Hopkin's mother died, and the general wanted to say himself the bad news. The official insisted that he should give him the bad news. After hesitating a little, the general agreed, but told him to be more keen.
The official lined up his soldiers and in a commanding voice he yelled: "All soldiers that have their mother alive; two paces forward"
"HOPKINS, where are you coming?????"

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