As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself.
Pointing to an apprentice seaman above him he shouted, "Give that man five days in the lockup for vomiting!"
The following morning the captain was checking the log and saw that the young seaman had been sentenced to ten days and asked the chief mate why.
"Well Sir, when we got you undressed we found that he'd also took a dump in your pants."
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