The other guy whips out his mobile phone and callls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says, "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "Okay, now what?"
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