'Brian, that's horrible!' said Dan putting his arm around Brian. 'What type of a gift does she want already?'
'Well, right before she closed the door on my face she said to me: 'Why don't you show me how much you care about me? Why can't you get me something that goes from 0 to 175 in seconds!'
'Dan what should I do? I don't have that kind of money? I can't go out and buy her a car!'
'A car? Asked Dan. 'Who needs a car? Just stop by Target and buy her a scale!' ...
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