Girl: Vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai.
Me: Thank you.
Girl: Mein aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hun??
Me: Kya aap shaadi karna chahti hain mujhse??
Girl: Jee aapne galat number laga diya hai.
Me: Nahin nahin, maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: Jee mein shaadi main interested nahin hun.
Me: Arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar.
Girl: Not interested.
Me: Love marriage karengi toh honeymoon Switzerland mein, arrange marriage karengi toh Paris mein.
Girl: Jee mein aapse shaadi karna hee nahinchahti toh aap offer kyun de rahe hain??
Me: Court marriage ka expense 10,000 Rs, normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000 Rs.
Girl: Aapko samajh nahin aata ki mujhe shaadi nahin karni phir bhi aap samajhte nahin.
Me: Ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jab hume aapke offers mein interest nahin hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hain.
Girl shocked, I rocked....
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