Husband: Darling!!! Tumhara Naam Haath Pe Likhu Ya Dil Pe??
Wife: Idhar Udhar Kyun Likhte Ho ? Agar Sachcha Pyar Karte Ho Toh Seedha Apne Property Ke Papers Pe Likho !!!
Moral: Biwi Ke Saamne Style Nahin Maarnr Ka.

Prabhu... Yeh Kya Moh-Maya Hai?
Apna Bachcha Roye, Toh Dil Mein Drd Hota Hai Aur Doosre Ka Roye, Toh Sir Mein!
Apni Biwi Roye, Toh Sir Mein Dard Hota Hai Aur Doosre Ki Roye, Toh Dil Mein....
Sab Prabhu Ki Maya Hai.

A Man Praying in Kumbh Mela:
Hey Prabhu, Nyaye Karo...
Hey Prabhu, Nyaye Karo...
Hamesha Bhai-Bhai Bichhadte Hain Is Kumbh Ke Mele Mein...
Kabhi Pati-Patni Pe Bhi Try Karo!!!!

Wife: Jaanu, Kaash Aap Message Hote, Main Aapko Save Karti Aur Jab Dil Chahta Ta Padh Leti.
Husband: Kanjoos Hee Rahiyo, Save Hee Karke Rakhiyo, Apni Kisi Saheli Ko Forward Na Kariyo!!!

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