Hubby: Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo Aur Mera Kehna Maano... Bas Yahi kaafi hai.
Wife, Kuch Der Soch Ke: Nahin, Main Toh Gift Hi Dungi.
Ek Marwadi Ne Shadi Mein Damad Ko CHESS Board Gift Diya.
Damad: Yeh Kya ?
Marwadi: Badi Tamanna Thi ki Beti Ko Shadi Mein HATHI, GHODE, UNTH, NAUKAR-CHAKAR Dun, Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi !!!
Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband in the next life???
Arre... Itni Mehnat Se Trained Kiya Hai... Waste Thodi Jaane Denge!
Wife: Aap Bangkok Jaate Ho Toh Mujhe Kyon Nahin LE Jaate???
Husband: Arrey Pagli, Jab Restaurant Mein Jaate Hain Toh Tiffin Thode Na Le Ke Jaate Hain!!!!
Pati: Tum Hamesha Mera - Mera Karti Ho, Mera Beta, Mera Ghar, Meri Car. Tumhe 'Hamara' Kehna Chahiye.
Ab Almari Mein Kya Dhoond Rahi Ho...???
Wife: Hamara Petticoat...!!!
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