God Answered: Girls are made by me... and you make them Wife...!!! Your Problem.. !!!
Hubby came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Peeke aye ho kya?
Hubby: Nahi meri maa...
Wife: Phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho???
There are two types of suicide (Fast & Slow):
Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao.
Slow: Gale me warmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke raho.
Wife: Agar meri shaadi kisi 'Raakshas' se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.
Awesome reply: Husband: Arrey pagli, Blood Relation me shaadiyan kahan hoti hai... !!!
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