Sanjay Dutt: Jailer Sahab, Mujhe Phir Se Baapu Dikh Rela Hai!
Jailer: Kidhar?
Sanjay Dutt: Wo Udhar, Dhoti Mein.
Jailer: Abe Asaram Baapu Hai Wo!!!
Akbar and one Gujju were best friends.
The Gujju went to a Masjid for the 1st time with Akbar.
Akbar enters the Masjid and says: Allah hu Akbar......
Gujjubhai Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad: Allah, Hu Jignesss Patel.....
Biwi: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho ?
Pati : Husband: Haan! Kyun, Tum Jaanti Ho Us Ko?
Biwi: Haan. 10 Saal Pehle Maine Use Shaadi ke Liye Inkaar Kiya Tha. Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai.
PATI: Baap Re...... Itna Lamba celebration!!!
A couple went to an Art Gallery. Ther was a picture of a girl covered only by Leaves.
Husband was watching.
Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge, Ya Hawa Aane tak rukoge!!!
A man went to the marriage hall to reserve wedding date...
Office was closed and he read the following Notice outside the office:
"Office closed between 1 pm and 3 pm... you may use this time to think again."
When a woman loves you, you are a husband......
When many women love you, you are an actor......
When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol......
When thousands of women love you, you are a leader........
But When all the women in the city love you, then you are a Best Paanipuri wala.
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