Girl: Agar Main Bhi Ttumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Girl: Jaa Pagle, Nahi Kehti... JEE Le Apni Zindagi...
Boy: Tum Ladki Ho Ke Sharaab Peeti Ho???
Awesome reply by girl: Toh Kya 2-4 Peg Ke Liye Gender Change Karwaun ???
Operation Ke Baad Patient Bola: Doctor Sahab! Kya Ab Main ROG MUKT Hun?
Samne Se Jawab Mila: Beta! Doctor Sahab Toh Dharti Par Rah Gaye, Main Toh CHITR GUPT Hun!!!
Police: Aapke Ghar Kee Talaashi Leni Hai !
Santa: Kyon ?
Police: Khabar Mili hai Ki Aapne Ek Khatarnaak Aatankwadi Ko apne Ghar Mein Rakhaa Hua Hai !
Santa: Khabar Toh Ekdum Pakki Hai Inspector Saab... Par Aajkal woh Maayke Gayi Hui Hai !!!
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