Boy: Main kaisa lagta hoon?
Parrot: Kamine lagte ho!
Boy: Ye parrot badtameez hai!
Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani mein duboya or pucha: Phir gali dega?
Parrot: Nahin.
Boy Parrot se: Agar mere sath ghar me ladki aye to tum kya sochoge ?
Parrot: Biwi hogi.
Boy: Agar 2 ladkiya ayen toh?
Parrot: Biwi or saali.
Boy: Agar 3 aye toh?
Parrot: Biwi, sali or dost.
Boy: Agar 4 aaye toh?
Parrot (apne mailk se): Paani le aao bhai.. Maine to pehle hi bola tha kamina hai ye sala!!!
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