"My darling," he writes, "it looks like were going to be apart for a very long time. Already Im starting to miss you and were constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls. The temptations terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off them."
His wife sends him back a harmonica with a note reading, "Why dont you learn to play this?"
Eventually his tour of duty comes to an end and he rushes back to his wife.
"Darling" he says, "I cant wait to get you into bed so that we can make passionate love!"
But she stops him with a wave of her hand. "First, lets see how well you play that harmonica."
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