He finds an usher and pleads with him, "You must help me, I am a huge theater fan. Ive been to every opening night performance at this theater for twenty years. I cant bear to miss this play, is there any possible way you can find me a seat?"
The usher says he'll see what he can do.
A few minutes later the usher returns and tells the man he has found him a vacant seat. He leads him inside the theater to be seated.
A few moments later the man is waving for the usher again.
He whispers to the usher, "This play is a mystery, and I love mysteries. But I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and Ill give you a handsome tip."
The usher manages once again to find the man a seat, this time in the second row. As he seats him, the man hands the usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."
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