One of the soldiers is eating a banana and says, "I wonder if wed be able to see it land, if I threw the peel out?"
Out goes the peel and they all watch it but dont see it land.
One of the others has a rock and says "This is bigger, we should be able to see it land."
They all watch, but dont see it land. The last one takes a grenade out of his pocket, pulls the pin and tosses it out of the door.
"Well see that when it hits."
They watch, but still nothing. Walking home they see a little girl crying and they ask, whats wrong?
"Well I was walking and slipped on a banana peel that came from nowhere."
The soldiers explain what happened and are helping the girl home when they see a little boy sitting on the side of the road holding his head. They ask what happened?
"I was walking when a rock hit me on the head."
They tell the story again and start to wonder what happened to the grenade.
One of them races ahead and sees an old lady laughing hysterically. He asks whats so funny?
The old lady says, "I just farted and my house blew up!!"
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