An attorney telephoned the Governor's mansion just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him, regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

An aide eventually agreed to wake up the Governor.

"So, what is it?" grumbled the Governor.

"Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

The Governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me, if it's OK with the undertaker."

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