A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear!
Q: What is Banta doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did Banta stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: How do you keep him busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't Banta make ice cubes?
A: He always forget the recipe.
Q: How did he try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did he take his typewriter to the doctor ?
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
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