"Doctor, come over here right away! It's an emergency. My daughter has always refused to wear glasses and now she's back from her honeymoon and -"
The doctor interrupted her, "Madam, please calm yourself! Ask your daughter to come to see me. No matter how bad her eyes are, it can't be that much of an emergency."
"Oh no?" screamed the mother. "Well this fellow she's got with her isn't the one she went on honeymoon with."
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