Jokes on the relationship of husband and wife are more hilarious. Here are some of such jokes that can get you turned on in case you are getting bored.


There was a man who had worked all his life, saved all his money, and was a real miser.

Just before he died he said to his wife, "When I die I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me, I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died she would put all his money in the casket with him.

Well he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
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A man is waiting in line for a hit movie. Behind him are two women.

The usher comes along and says that he has two seats together.

Seeing the problem, the usher says to the man, "Let them go first. You wouldnt want to separate a woman from her mother, would you?"

The man says, "No, sir. I did that once, and Ive been sorry ever since."
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Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!"

"What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired.

"Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, 'My old man's home! My old man's home!'"
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A man is speeding down the freeway when he's stopped by a police car and has to pull over.
"Do you realize you were doing 90 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone, sir?" asks the policeman.
"That's impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit," replies the driver.
The driver's wife butts in and says, "Yes, you do, I'm always telling you to keep your speed down."
The policeman says, "I also noticed, sir, that you didnt have your seat belt on. You put it on as I was walking
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A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him, and how fortunate he was to have her.

He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind hearted?"

The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."

"Why did you make her so good looking?"

"So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"

"So you could love her, my son."
The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but why did you make her so stupid?"

"So she could love you, my son."
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After examining a patient the doctor took his wife aside and told her that her husband was gravely ill but there were 3 things she could do to ensure his survival.

1. Give him three nutritious meals every day.
2. Do not nag him.
3. Make love to him every night.
While driving back home the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say ?"

"I am sorry dear but he said that you are not going to make it."
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