1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all your friends not to givev birth or wed or die or wateva during the World Cup coz we won't go.
3. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
4. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them too.
5. We can watch STAR PLUS provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil.
6. You don't just pass infront of the TV if am watching soccer, you better crawl on the floor.
7. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
8. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer.
9. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.
10. If you miss the line up please dont ask, 'Who's that guy?'
11. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, India and Pakistan did not qualify, so please no stupid questions.
Thank you
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