Wife: Jo aap kaho?
Husband: Dal chawal bana lo.
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the?
Husband: Toh sabji roti bana lo?
Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge?
Husband: Toh chhole puri bana lo?
Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai?
Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo?
Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai?
Husband: Paraanthe ??
Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai???
Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain??
Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye?
Husband: Kadhi chawal??
Wife: Dahi nahi hai?
Husband: Idly sambar??
Wife: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!?
Husband: Maggie hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega?
Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta?
Husband: Phir, ab kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho...
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