A child is a father of man. So, they say. In their nascent intelligence and various types of analogies the children draw while learning the ways of fending for themselves in this world, there occurs instances and events that will make you laugh. Some of such moments have been captured here.


The Grandmother was looking at a picture her six year old granddaughter had drawn of a fat cat.

She asked the granddaughter what kind it was.

She looked up and said that it was a cat that was going to have kittens. See, I'll show you.

Carefully she outlined in pencil four very small kittens inside the cat's body.

The grandmother then asked: Do you know how they got there?

Looking at her seriously, she said: Of course I know. I drew them.
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While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words. When I spotted a girl perched on a rock, I realized why her words had made no sense: She was repeating the alphabet.

"Why are you saying your ABC's so many times?" I asked her.

The child replied, "I'm saying my prayers."

I couldn't help but laugh. "Prayers? All I hear is the alphabet."

Patiently the child explained, "Well, I don't know all the words, so I give God the letters. He knows what I'm trying to say."
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Somewhat skeptical of his son's newfound determination to become the next Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department.

"Please, Dad," whined the boy, "I promise I'll use them every day."

"I don't know, Michael. It's really a big commitment on your part," the father pointed out.

"Please, Dad?"

"They're not cheap either."

"I'll use them Dad, I promise. You'll see."

Finally won over, the father paid for the equipment and headed for the door.

From the corner of the store he heard his son yell, "What! You mean I have to carry them to the car?!"
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I
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One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver.

He starts saying things like, "If my Mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I would be a little rooster," the bus driver said shut up!

Still the boy went on... "If my Mom was a female elephant and my dad was a male elephant, I would be a little male elephant," the bus driver said shut up!

Still the boy went on... "If my Mom was a female dog and my dad was a male dog, I would be a little male dog."

The bus driver got so mad, and asked, "If your Mom was a prostitute, and your dad was a homo, what would you be?"

The boy answered, "A bus driver!"
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बच्चा अपनी माँ से - मम्मी ये pregnant क्या होता है ....???

मम्मी ने गुस्से से देखा तो उसने सोचा गुस्से को ही pregnant कहते हैं..!! .

दूसरे दिन बच्चा स्कूल से आते वक्त एक लड़की के ऊपर गिर जाता है ...!! . .

लड़की की माँ चिल्लाते हुए बोली : ये क्या बत्तमीजी है,

देख कर नहीं चल सकते ??? . .

बच्चा बोला -: कमाल हैं..,

गिरा तेरी बेटी के ऊपर हूँ , और Pregnant तूं हो रही है

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